Good baboons gone bad! The best line of the story: Things have calmed down since then, angina says Head. The dominant male who leads the raids — and specialized in removing sliding glass doors — has apparently been replaced by a more placid one, she says.

I’m really enjoying imagining what might have led the baboon troupe to replace the alpha marauder with a more placid leader. Then we might be able to figure out how to get the United States could do the same.